AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...