seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.