Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....