English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...