Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...