Hick computer terms
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The night before Christmas for an attorney
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Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
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Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...