Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...