Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
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Murphy’s Law regarding Children
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What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
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Slow Bicycle race
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Drinking and driving
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Elton John
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