The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...