New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...