Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...