Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...