Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...