Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...