A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...