A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...