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I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
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It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Lawyer’s club
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Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
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Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...