Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...