Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...