Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Children Books You Won’t See
Children Books That Didn’t Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won’t Eever See…1…You...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...