Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
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Actual calls to technical support
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Drunk walks into elevator…
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One night, an 87-year-old woman…
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I think that I’m a chicken
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spitting in the vase
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A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Arriving in Heaven
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Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...