half of everything
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Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Christmas flavor
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Airplanes running operating systems
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Naked Mower
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Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!