Jewish Girl
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
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Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Scary organization
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Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
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