People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...