How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...