Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...