Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
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insults part 2
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lawyer and a mosquito
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Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
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Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!