What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...