I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...