Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...