Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...