Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...