Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...