Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...