Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...