Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...