Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...