Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...