Get married
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Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
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Breast Awareness
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The new Euro language
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Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
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A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Ouch
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Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
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