The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Truly stupid people 01
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...