never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...