The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...