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|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
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Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you...