Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...