Office Worker Resolution
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Miscellaneous terms
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College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Get money to heaven
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Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...