Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Avoiding Wrong Career Riddle
How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...