Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...