Golfing
A foursome is waiting at the men’s tee when another foursome of ladiesare hitting...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.