The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...