100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Internet can get worse
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I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...